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The phantom of a young-looking female with a rope around her neck has now and then been observed gulping paint up on Bunker Hill. Lots of folks who live here claim this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Ballard resident.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object is known to have been seen on several instances drifting down Bee Branch around midnight.
An exceptionally terrifying ghost can now and then be witnessed glancing across Chestnut Flats at night. Folks here argue that this phantom is that of a resident who had a home here in Ballard some time ago. Regardless of what folks express, this is an unpleasant phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his hand has often been noticed at night examining Indian Draft in detail. A local person declares that this ghost likes frightening foolhardy people who are bold enough to disrupt the quiet in Ballard.
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One thing's for certain, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
A space invader from planet Venus is frequently noticed grasping a human headbone beside Harvey Falls late at night.
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Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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