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These are some lies we made up about Bald Knob.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head can be witnessed over and over again after midnight hovering over Jarrells Flats.
An extremely large wolverine has from time to time been witnessed in the middle of Bear Spring Branch tossing bricks.
A medieval armor without a human being inside is occasionally spotted on the highest spot of Bald Knob in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the sight. Either way, it's a creepy phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A huge pig may once in a while be witnessed laundering a bloody jacket in Kimbrell Water Works Spring on a dark night.
An extremely large crocodile is often made out gulping blood from a mug in Ducky Ferrell Hollow very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bald Knob
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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