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These are some lies we made up about Baisden.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his chest was distinguished gobbling a melon up on the pinnacle of Ben Creek Mountain. The witness fled immediately after he noticed the phantom. Whatever people exclaim, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any wise person would not want to run into.
An ET became visible in a store in the Baisden area.
An extremely large snake was witnessed floating along Andy Trent Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A woman's body having a bat's head emerged looking at the water by Neds Branch Refuse Bank Dam on a dark night. When the viewer came into sight the ghost ran off.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft was observed in Baker Hollow very late at night hauling a human cranium.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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