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These are some lies we made up about Avondale.
An armed forces uniform strolling around without a body in it may every so often be made out gripping a skull in Johnnycake Hollow late at night.
The ghost of a badly scorched female was distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along on Abbcamp Branch. This individual ghost has been made out very frequently in this location.
The ghost of an engine driver materialized on the pinnacle of Hensley Knob late at night glancing at the panorama. Additional reports of this ghost have been reported.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed in Panther State Forest before dawn gathering wood.
A giant hedgehog came into view resting at the dining table in an Avondale house flickering a lantern.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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