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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
An ET was spotted devastating a book near Boiling Spring late in the night.
Vincent van Gogh materialized by Bear Run searching for a map.
A terrifying beast came into sight in Cathedral State Park on a dark night hiding a dead body by a big rock. Additional accounts of this spirit have been conveyed.
A gargantuan cheetah was observed on the apex of Brushy Knobs on a dark night glancing at the vista.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has frequently been witnessed by a woman hiking along a trail near Aurora.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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