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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is often observed late in the night rushing after a passing Pontiac on a shadowy highway near Augusta. One of the people who live here steadfastly asserts that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Augusta person who lived here. In any case, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
A pitch black snake that shifted shape into a female has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions gardening in the back yard of a building in Augusta.
An alien tourist from another planet may repeatedly be noticed before dawn drifting down Bearwallow Creek.
A large creepy ogre can be observed time and again by Boone Farms Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
A huge tapir has from time to time been distinguished around midnight scrutinizing Bell Hollow in detail.
A space man from outer space has been observed on a handful
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of occasions on the top of Bens Knob in the early morning hours before sunrise watching the surroundings.
The spirit of a homeless gentleman can now and then be perceived mounding pebbles next to Beall Spring late at night. A number of of those who live here say this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Augusta some decades ago.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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