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An extremely large raccoon has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along on Alum Fork.
The martian technician of a UFO may every so often be distinguished in a building in Auburn.
A huge llama has regularly been witnessed in Brake Hollow in the early morning hours shouting.
A guy with a sword in his head is frequently made out cleaning a blood-splattered jacket in William Spring late at night. A local alleges that this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Auburn.
An alien from planet Venus has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions at Cedar Creek State Park attempting to utter something.
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What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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