Ashton

  In my past life I was a tomato plant and one day green caterpillars showed up and ate me. In this life I work at landscaping which is hard work. I hope that some day I can come back as a pecan tree where I can have squirrels as friends.
Submitted by Hal
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A huge jaguar has purportedly been observed on many occasions floating in the air like a cloud in Ashton.
    
A female with a bottle-green face may be distinguished frequently staring at a man slumbering on a futon in a residence in Ashton.

The ghost of a mail carrier has occasionally been noticed in a restaurant in the Ashton vicinity.

A massive deer is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions trying on socks in an Ashton flat.

 

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