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The ghost of a bum has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions sitting in a chair in a flat near Ashton.
A colossal alligator may occasionally be made out yelling at the watcher to stay away down beside Balcott Spring before sunrise.
The ghost of a young lady drenched in blood was distinguished by Hildebrand Run going nuts. The arrival of the watcher scared the ghost who then disappeared. Whichever way, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
The ghost of an elderly witch became visible late at night pursuing a passing car on a dark road near Ashton. The ghost talked about revenging a murder. One of the local residents confidently declares that this ghost is the undead soul of an old Ashton resident.
An ET from Jupiter materialized burrowing an opening in Barn Hollow at night.
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They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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