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The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object was distinguished by Curtis Branch Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
The ghost of an old man with a large gray mustache has often been spotted beside the shore at Armco Steel Corp Impoundment scaring folks. Regardless of what folks utter, this phantom unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to bump into very late at night.
A gigantic vicuna is regularly witnessed in Drawdy Falls Roadside Park around midnight pulling a cadaver over the grass.
A Centrosaurus has been said to have been made out on several occasions before sunrise scrutinizing Big Hollow in detail.
An alien voyager from outer space may regularly be seen staring irritably at the bystander by Alex Fork.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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