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A space man was spotted piling boulders mid stream in Alum Run.
The ghost of a seriously scorched woman has regularly been spotted scrutinizing Alum Rock Hollow in detail after midnight.
The ghost of an engine driver is regularly noticed slurping blood from a beaker down near Big Spring at midnight. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Asbury some decades ago.
A woman without a head is rumored to have been observed on many occasions observing the landscape from the summit of Dougher Knob in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you listen to what the locals allege, this ghost may well be a well-known former time inhabitant of Asbury.
Plato can regularly be perceived seated on the floor in a mobile home in Asbury.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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