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A space invader from another solar system has supposedly been seen on several occasions on the apex of Boyd Branch Knob before sunrise observing the panorama.
A sizeable terrifying monster can occasionally be observed trying to locate something at Mcgraw Fork Slurry Dam at night.
A space invader was noticed in Bear Hollow at night weeping.
A giant tiger appeared in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead appeared trimming bushes in the front yard of a mobile home in Artie. The witness panicked and ran away. In any event, it is certainly a terrifying spirit that should be avoided.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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