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The ghost of a civil war combatant is repeatedly witnessed shining a lantern in Arthurdale Historic District on a dark night. Based on what the locals argue, this phantom is the stressed soul of a long gone Arthurdale resident.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is known to have been made out on several occasions by Fairfax Pond Dam late in the night looking at the water.
A very large civet may regularly be noticed frightening people mid stream in Back Run.
The spirit of a gravely burned lady may be seen time and again yelling names down near Elmer Smith in the early morning hours.
An Allosaurus has now and then been made out on the highest spot of Bald Knob on a dark night monitoring the vista.
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They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
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