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A centaur has regularly been noticed chucking boulders into the current at Bee Branch in the early morning hours.
An extremely large argali is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions gulping blood from a beaker up on Boyd Branch Knob.
The ghost of a man clothed as a handy man may be witnessed over and over again scrutinizing Bacon Hollow in detail late at night.
A female with a partly translucent body has now and then been observed in Jarrolds Field very late at night glugging down root beer. Folks here argue that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Arnett many years ago.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is sometimes noticed taking in the surroundings at Mcgraw Fork Slurry Dam after midnight.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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