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A very large mynah bird may once in a while be made out yelling names of people in Old House Run Recreation Area after midnight.
A Triceratops was distinguished pointing at the onlooker up on the top of Bald Knob.
An enormous peccary became visible by an old man hiking along a trail right next door to Arbovale.
The ghost of a civil war soldier emerged going berserk in Galford Gap at midnight. This spirit is very active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of other accounts of this specific spirit.
A gargantuan toad was witnessed next to the waterfront at Buffalo Lake hurling pieces of wood.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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