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The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a confederate uniform has been observed on one or two instances strolling in the middle of a deserted road in the vicinity of Apple Grove.
Plato may frequently be made out at Gallipolis Lock and Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the scenery.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed very often laundering a blood-covered scarf in Charles Angles Spring late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet has once in a while been seen in the early morning hours drifting along Bear Run.
The ghost of a tied up man is now and then made out in Chief Cornstalk Wildlife Management Area late at night burying a body by a big rock. A person who lives here says that this ghost could be a well-known old days local of Apple Grove.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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