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The ghost of a seriously mangled hunter dragging a dead deer was noticed dragging a body across the ground in Hawks Nest State Park late at night. There have been several testimonies with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood. Some of the locals claim this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Ansted. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A colossal weasel has often been made out at Gauley Junction Dam at the stroke of midnight drinking milk.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is regularly distinguished on the shore of Hawk Lake smoking a pipe.
A very large ox may regularly be seen exploring Grassy Lot Hollow in detail before dawn.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can be seen repeatedly carrying a human skull up on the top of Bearwallow Knob.
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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