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A fairly rotten human cadaver is known to have been perceived on several instances drinking water from James Nichols Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a hat can regularly be observed mounted on a moped on a dark road close to Anmoore.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-covered wedding gown may be observed over and over again gulping milk by Ann Moore Run. Nonetheless, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
A lady with a sea-green face has from time to time been perceived smoking a cigar on the water's edge of Bridgeport Water Supply Lake. Local people who have spotted this spirit declare this spirit may be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Anmoore many years ago.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is every so often made out by Deegan Lake Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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