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The spirit of a man holding a blood-splattered sword has been perceived on a few occasions hiding a body by a sizeable boulder in Anawalt Lake Wildlife Management Area at midnight. Folks here who have noticed this spirit argue this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Anawalt before the present.
A huge gorilla can regularly be perceived staring at the water by Anawalt Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian traveler from outer space may be observed very often after midnight checking out Low Gap in detail.
An ET from space is now and then observed conversing into the air at night on a lawn in Anawalt.
Nicolaus Copernicus has purportedly been witnessed on many instances reading a pamphlet by Coal Run.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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