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These are some lies we made up about Amma.
A huge dormouse is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions around midnight heading a guided visit of Horseshoe Bend to a collection of ghosts.
A space invader may often be seen drinking water from Maysel Drennen Spring on a dark night.
The ghost of a zinc-miner can be seen time and again hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Andy Run at midnight. Local people who have made out this spirit say this spirit is the stressed soul of a long dead Amma resident. Well, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to meet.
A massive llama is now and then made out scooping out a nook in Armstead Hollow around midnight.
An alien vacationer from another solar system may once in a while be made out piling pieces of wood in Taylor Public Hunting Area in the early morning hours.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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