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An ET from another world may be observed often facing the viewer in the center of Abe Burgess Fork.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform has now and then been observed examining Bingo Hollow in detail very late at night. Anyway, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The phantom of a chained up gentleman is once in a while spotted looking at a person sleeping in an armchair in a building in Amherstdale. If you listen to what the locals assert, this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who come searching for phantoms in Amherstdale.
The ghost of a hobo has been distinguished on many occasions at Skin Poplar Branch Refuse Dump Dam on a dark night stacking pieces of wood.
The phantom of an old witch can from time to time be noticed up on Blair Mountain gulping blood from a cup. In any event, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours.
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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