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These are some lies we made up about Alum Creek.
A giant crow was distinguished before sunrise studying Big Hollow in detail.
A space man from the cosmos materialized gazing at the water by Fork Creek Public Hunting Area Dam late in the night.
Rapunzel was seen scaring people on the water's edge of Fork Creek Lake.
A bloodcurdling creature was witnessed hiding a body by a sizeable boulder in Fork Creek Wildlife Management Area on a dark night. The spirit spoke of avenging an assassination. According to what the folks who live here declare, this spirit may very well be a recognized yesteryear resident of Alum Creek.
An extremely large kinkajou is often witnessed beside Upper Falls at the stroke of midnight looking menacing.
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A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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