|
| |
Alum Bridge, West Virginia Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Alum Bridge.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship appeared pulling a body from the chilly water of Alum Fork before dawn.
A lady's body with a pig's head was made out staring wrathfully at the watcher in Happy Hollow on a dark night. This individual spirit has been spotted frequently in this spot.
Galileo was noticed walking through an Alum Bridge neighborhood graveyard.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has frequently been distinguished hanging out in an uninhabited home in Alum Bridge.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is frequently observed standing by a desolate road near Alum Bridge.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Alum Bridge
Submit a lie about Alum Bridge, West Virginia:
Other untruthful towns near Alum Bridge, West Virginia:
Linn, West Virginia, 5 miles away
Troy, West Virginia, 5 miles away
Camden, West Virginia, 7 miles away
New Milton, West Virginia, 7 miles away
Sand Fork, West Virginia, 9 miles away
Burnsville, West Virginia, 11 miles away
Glenville, West Virginia, 11 miles away
Copen, West Virginia, 11 miles away
Coxs Mills, West Virginia, 12 miles away
Orlando, West Virginia, 12 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
West Virginia
|
Ghost Sightings From Alum Bridge
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
MORE JOKES
|
