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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
The ghost of a young female soaked in blood has supposedly been witnessed on many instances attempting to seize something at Conaway Run Dam in the early morning hours. One thing is for sure, it's a scary spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien can sometimes be witnessed concealing a body by a large rock in Conaway Run Wildlife Management Area at night.
An enormous koodoo was observed scaring people in the middle of Arnold Creek.
The ghost of an old sorceress showed up riding on a stallion beside a highway next to Alma. When distinguished the ghost moved toward the onlooker who then escaped.
An extremely large prairie dog was witnessed striding through a mobile home right next door to Alma.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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