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A very large opossum may be seen very frequently at London Lock before sunrise smoking a cigar.
A space invader from Mars has every now and then been observed floating along on Armstrong Creek before dawn.
A Pterodactyl has been made out on frequent instances sitting on the floor in a trailer near Alloy.
The spirit of a youthful woman clothed as a maid was observed dragging a dead body over rocks in Pratt Historic District late at night. When the watcher emerged the spirit ran away. It's been declared that this specific ghost can be the soul of a local who passed on here in Alloy some time ago.
The ghost of a young cowboy came into view by Danny Beasley Spring late at night looking. The appearance of the witness terrified the spirit who then faded away.
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Ghost Sightings From Alloy
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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