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An Iguanodon can be spotted repeatedly looking for someone up on Blue Knob.
A very large wombat is now and then perceived in Barker Hollow around midnight gripping a headbone.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions in Big Ugly Wildlife Management Area at midnight dragging a cadaver over the grass.
A large frightening ghost has repeatedly been spotted looking at Jack Smith Branch Refuse Bank Dam at midnight. One thing's for certain, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan sloth is repeatedly observed struggling to verbalize something by Back Fork.
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Ghost Sightings From Alkol
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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