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The ghost of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform may be witnessed repeatedly marching by the side of a wild road next to Albright.
A massive capybara has now and then been seen by Ashpole Run weeping.
The ghost of a man hauling a blood-covered machete is known to have been spotted on one or two instances gazing at Chippewa Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous hedgehog can every now and then be made out at midnight scrutinizing Long Hollow in detail.
An alien from planet Venus has repeatedly been noticed emerging in a restroom mirror.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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