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These are some lies we made up about Advent.
A giant aardvark may now and then be witnessed fishing from the shore of Yukon Lake before dawn.
The phantom of a 9 feet high colossal guy was distinguished in the early morning hours floating down on Allen Creek. There are other testimonies involving this spirit in the vicinity. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic ape was witnessed scrutinizing Anderson Hollow in detail at night.
Bigfoot emerged enjoying the view at Alice Parsons Farm Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
A gigantic monkey was seen up on Crane Knob looking bloodcurdling.
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Ghost Sightings From Advent
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Ghost Sightings From Advent
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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