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These are some lies we made up about Yorktown.
A gigantic koala is once in a while made out staring at the water by Harwoods Mill Dam at the stroke of midnight.
William Shakespeare has allegedly been noticed on a few instances looking at a guy slumbering on the floor in a flat in Yorktown.
A space invader from the cosmos may once in a while be witnessed in a grocery store in the Yorktown vicinity.
The phantom of a chained up lady has regularly been perceived devastating a box in Back Creek Park before dawn. One of the local residents determinedly says that this spirit is the undead soul of a long forgotten Yorktown local resident. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A lady having the head of a goblin is repeatedly noticed in Cabin Creek at night trying to hide a corpse. Some people assert this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Yorktown a long time ago.
The ghost of a man having
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half his head not there is known to have been made out on a few occasions crawling out from a storm drain on a Yorktown road in the early morning hours before sunrise. Nonetheless, it's a terrifying spirit that you do not want to meet before dawn.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer may often be witnessed at Bay Point in the
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early morning hours before sunrise gazing down into the water.
The ghost of a young female dressed in a bloody dress may be witnessed very frequently verbalizing into the air by Back Creek. In any case, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that any sane person would not want to meet.
A huge elk is every so often made out in a sail boat on Lake Maury trying to locate another ghost.
A beheaded female is known to have been noticed on many occasions nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Yorktown. Regardless of what, this spirit indisputably is menacing; one that should be steered clear of.
An ET from Venus can sometimes be perceived performing a song on a guitar in a Yorktown trailer.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was observed trying to grip something near Belle Isle State Park.
An enormous elephant was noticed in a mirror in a Yorktown apartment; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A massive salamander showed up seeking a box beneath a parked Toyota in a Yorktown
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parking lot around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Yorktown
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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