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These are some lies we made up about Wise.
An enormous dormouse may be witnessed repeatedly in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing Toyota on a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Wise.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every so often been made out at Bear Creek Dam at night reading a book.
An enormous aoudad is once in a while made out in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver observing the spirit in her rear view mirror before dawn.
An ET from Mars has been seen on one or two occasions in Baker Hollow on a dark night carrying a human skull.
A gargantuan salamander may every so often be observed at the stroke of midnight floating along on Ambrose Branch.
A decapitated female was noticed around midnight heading a conducted expedition of Osborn Rock to a cluster of spirits. The viewer ran off after she noticed the ghost. One of the people who live here strongly argues that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while
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driving through Wise a long time ago. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
The ghost of an adolescent girl showed up trying to grab something in Glades Wildlife Management Area after midnight. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone other there.
The ghost
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of a female with half her head gone was made out on the peak of Black Hill in the early morning hours staring at the sight. When the watcher appeared the ghost fled.
A space man from another world showed up mowing the lawn in the back yard of a home in Wise.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed by a lady fishing by a lake near Wise.
A female with a machete in her head was spotted having a seat on a stool in a residence in Wise. The arrival of the witness alarmed the ghost who then vanished.
A wandering spirit has often been distinguished in Kingdom Come State Park by the park headquarters appearing terrifying.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object is often perceived turning toward the watcher beneath a streetlight in Wise.
A space man from Mars is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances staggering from flat to flat on a dark night on a Wise lane.
A space invader from another solar system may regularly be distinguished going through a closet in the bedroom of a Wise building very
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Ghost Sightings From Wise
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Ghost Sightings From Wise
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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