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These are some lies we made up about Wirtz.
A massive ferret has regularly been seen on a Wirtz residential road late in the night.
A colossal frog is repeatedly noticed trying to locate somebody in Booker T Washington National Monument late in the night.
An martian tourist from another world is rumored to have been observed on many instances at Bernard Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gripping a headbone.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster can be seen repeatedly yelling up on Jacks Mountain.
A space invader from outer space has now and then been seen gazing at a man sleeping on the floor in a flat in Wirtz.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object is sometimes witnessed by Beckys Creek attempting to articulate something.
A massive gila monster has been perceived on several instances beside the water at Breezy Point twinkling a lamp.
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Ghost Sightings From Wirtz
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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