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A space alien is often perceived struggling to snatch something up on Buck Mountain.
The martian pilot of a UFO has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock in James River State Wildlife Management Area late at night.
A space invader from Jupiter may regularly be spotted repositioning orbs around by Alabama Creek.
A Seismosaurus may be made out very frequently scrutinizing Coon Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man that turned into a vampire has sometimes been witnessed down by Bugley Spring very late at night appearing chilling.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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