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A glow-in-the-dark human person has every now and then been made out scooping out an opening at Birchin Dam at midnight. In any case, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that should be left alone.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer is every now and then distinguished flinging rocks into the current at Burtons Branch late at night.
An enormous hare has been observed on a small number of occasions at a pay phone in Wilsons using the telephone.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a denim jacket has repeatedly been spotted walking through a Wilsons vicinity churchyard. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A huge horse is often observed hanging out in a vacant villa in Wilsons.
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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