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These are some lies we made up about Williamsville.
The ghost of a female with half her head not there showed up staring on the water's edge of Browns Pond. When spotted the ghost came up to the witness who then ran away. One of the folks who live here determinedly argues that this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Williamsville some decades ago.
A space invader was noticed trying to verbalize something down next to Bolar Spring at night.
A female having a spear in her head was perceived up on Duncan Knob twinkling a flash light. This particular phantom has been observed very often in this neighborhood. A number of of the people who live here declare this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the quiet in Williamsville. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that you would not want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A drifting spirit has regularly been made out late at night flying over Big Valley. It's been
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asserted that this specific phantom gets pleasure from startling foolish folks who come looking for phantoms in Williamsville.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space is regularly observed moving orbs about under a streetlamp in Williamsville.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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