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These are some lies we made up about Williamsburg.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire is often witnessed watering plants in the garden of a flat in Williamsburg.
A space man from outer space has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances scraping out a hole down by the shore at Matoaka Lake.
The ghost of a pregnant female can repeatedly be made out by a person hiking along a trail near Williamsburg.
The ghost of a young-looking guy wearing a winter jacket can be perceived time and again relaxing on a couch in an apartment in Williamsburg.
A beheaded gentleman has from time to time been observed trying to find a photo down near the water at Black Point. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that you don't want to run into in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO is sometimes perceived slurping root beer in Busch Gardens very late at night.
A lady with her left arm and left leg amputated can every so often be witnessed smoking
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a cigar by Back River.
A space alien from the Moon is frequently witnessed drifting along Carter Creek on a dark night.
A space man from another world has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances at Beaver Dam around midnight looking at the scenery.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may frequently be distinguished weeping beside a
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lamppost in Williamsburg.
An armed forces uniform striding around with no body in it can be perceived time and again walking from house to house at the stroke of midnight on a Williamsburg street.
A huge alpaca has from time to time been made out searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Williamsburg residence after midnight.
A space man is sometimes distinguished right by the entrance to Belle Isle State Park twinkling a flash light.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has been said to have been seen on many instances seated at the kitchen counter in a Williamsburg mobile home.
The phantom of a critically burned woman can every so often be seen in a secluded spot in the neighborhood of Williamsburg. A local person claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Williamsburg long ago. No matter what folks exclaim, it's a creepy ghost that any sound person would not want to bump into.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed trying
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to flag down cars beside a gloomy highway right next door to Williamsburg.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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