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These are some lies we made up about White Plains.
The alien crew member of a UFO has often been witnessed frightening folks up on the apex of Fort Hill.
An martian voyager from deep space is repeatedly seen walking through a trailer in White Plains.
A scary skeleton is known to have been observed on several instances drifting down Mill Creek around midnight. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this spirit is that of a resident who dwelled here in White Plains some time ago.
A man that turned into a vampire can often be made out riding on a steed alongside a road close to White Plains.
An extraterrestrial from outer space can be made out frequently marching through a mobile home in the vicinity of White Plains.
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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