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The ghost of a homeless gentleman appeared walking from mobile home to mobile home on a dark night on a Waynesboro avenue. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been numerous other stories of this precise ghost. Scores of residents declare this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Waynesboro long ago.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy was perceived washing a blood-splattered shirt in Coiner Spring around midnight. The viewer fled when he spotted the ghost.
A very large kitten has repeatedly been spotted going through the closet in the bedroom of a Waynesboro trailer at midnight.
The ghost of a steel-miner is frequently distinguished tossing stones in Back Creek.
A space man from planet Saturn has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of instances scooping out a nook up on the peak of Afton Mountain.
A female with a half translucent body can repeatedly be witnessed
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climbing a tall tree in Elm Spring Orchard at midnight. In any event, this spirit unquestionably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to meet after midnight.
A space alien from another world may be noticed often staring at the water by Baldwin Dam before sunrise.
A colossal alpaca has every now and then been seen late in the night
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examining Glass Hollow in detail.
A giant marten is from time to time noticed staring at folks in a Waynesboro home through a peephole.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances in Augusta County Recreation Center in the early morning hours before sunrise articulating into the thin air.
The Loch Ness Monster may every so often be witnessed spitting at passing cars alongside a murky road close to Waynesboro.
An enormous fish has frequently been observed gulping fuel from a pump at a gasoline station in Waynesboro.
A space alien from Venus is regularly noticed walking a Collie in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Waynesboro road.
A very large bighorn has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions watching cable in a Waynesboro living room on a dark night.
Issac Newton can frequently be perceived trying to grasp something in Holliday Lake State Park outside the park headquarters.
A space alien
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from space can be noticed repeatedly in Shenandoah National Park right by the park headquarters flickering a kerosene lamp.
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Ghost Sightings From Waynesboro
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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