|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Victoria.
The ghost of a man gripping a sword is sometimes perceived by Lunenburg Beach late in the night bathing.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets may sometimes be observed smoking a pipe under a giant tree in Beech Forest. In any case, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter on a dark night.
An alien from the cosmos was seen verbalizing into the thin air in Lunenburg Courthouse Historic District after midnight.
The ghost of a bound up female came into view at Bragg Dam on a dark night reading a pamphlet. The ghost greeted the observer. Folks here argue that this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Victoria.
Ferdinand Magellan was witnessed floating by on Couches Creek before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial became visible standing by a secluded highway next to Victoria.
A lady having the head of a goblin was witnessed in a trailer in Victoria. The spirit
| |
|
was consumed by the thin air after being perceived. Regardless of what people say, this is an antagonistic phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A very large oryx was witnessed in a Victoria house.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has regularly been seen meditating in Henderson Point Public Use Area quite near the
| |
| |
park headquarters.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head missing is frequently seen striding alongside a secluded highway in the vicinity of Victoria. A resident claims that this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Victoria a long time ago.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Victoria
Submit a lie about Victoria, Virginia:
Other untruthful towns near Victoria, Virginia:
Keysville, Virginia, 0 miles away
Lunenburg, Virginia, 6 miles away
Kenbridge, Virginia, 7 miles away
Green Bay, Virginia, 9 miles away
Burkeville, Virginia, 11 miles away
Meherrin, Virginia, 12 miles away
Crewe, Virginia, 13 miles away
Dundas, Virginia, 16 miles away
South Hill, Virginia, 16 miles away
Blackstone, Virginia, 16 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Virginia
|
Ghost Sightings From Victoria
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
MORE JOKES
|
