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An enormous dingo has often been distinguished hurling pieces of wood into the flow at Abner Branch after midnight.
A space alien from another galaxy is often made out hovering over Johnson Flats after midnight.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is known to have been noticed on frequent instances drinking gasoline in Abner Gap late in the night. According to what the locals claim, this spirit gets pleasure from startling folks who are brave enough to disturb the peace in Vansant.
A dark cat that transformed into a lady may repeatedly be spotted in a Vansant area clothing store, marching the aisles. Many people who live here say this phantom takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who come seeking phantoms in Vansant.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship can be distinguished over and over again up on the highest spot of Baldwin Mountain chatting into the night.
Vasco da Gama has once in a while been perceived trying to
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find a man very late at night on a sidewalk in Vansant.
The spirit of a dispossessed gentleman is once in a while observed sitting at the dining table in a Vansant building clutching a human headbone.
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Ghost Sightings From Vansant
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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