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A very large vicuna became visible in Penhook State Boat Ramp on a dark night hauling a corpse over rocks.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief became visible looking for a picture up on the highest spot of Greer Knob. Several reports of this ghost have been described.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship was made out munching on a cookie by the water at Breezy Point.
A gargantuan weasel has often been perceived in Broad Ridge Hollow before dawn smoking a cigar.
A Centrosaurus is repeatedly perceived at midnight drifting down on Beckys Creek.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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