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These are some lies we made up about Troy.
The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden left leg is now and then noticed late in the night running after a passing Pontiac on a dark highway outside Troy. One of the locals determinedly asserts that this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Troy in the past. One thing's for guaranteed, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that is rather not upset.
The phantom of an aged lady carrying a revolver may every now and then be distinguished concealing a dead body by a large rock in Fluvanna County Courthouse Historic District in the early morning hours. Some of the folks who live here claim this phantom may be a renowned old days local of Troy.
Socrates has repeatedly been noticed sipping gasoline beside the water at Adams Cove.
A very large burro is often witnessed at Andersons Dam around midnight smoking a pipe.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been spotted
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on a handful of instances by Ballinger Creek conversing into the air.
The spirit of a flight attendant may often be made out in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night. If you talk to the residents, this spirit is almost certainly the undeparted spirit of a local who used to live here in Troy.
A massive weasel may be seen over and over again by a man camping at a campground in the vicinity of Troy.
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Ghost Sightings From Troy
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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