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These are some lies we made up about The Plains.
A minotaur may often be seen dragging a body over the grass in Great Meadow Park before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman having half her head gone may be seen very frequently looking for a glove by a parked Toyota in a Plains parking lot at midnight. Some people declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Plains some time ago. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that you don't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman having a spear in her head has from time to time been seen staring at the view from the pinnacle of Bisquit Mountain at the stroke of midnight. Well, this is an intimidating phantom that any wise person wouldn't wish to come across.
An extraterrestrial is now and then spotted swallowing soda pop in Hopewell Gap late in the night.
An alien vacationer from another world has allegedly been observed on many instances smoking a cigar on the apex of one of the heights in the Pond Mountains at midnight.
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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