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These are some lies we made up about Syria.
An ET has repeatedly been noticed at the stroke of midnight exploring Berry Hollow in detail.
A wandering ghost has been perceived on one or two instances sending a container at a Syria post office. It has been alleged that this individual ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy folks who have the guts to disturb the calm in Syria.
A Stegosaurus may frequently be noticed throwing bricks by Franklin Cliffs.
The ghost of an airplane pilot can be perceived time and again at Aarons Branch before sunrise flinging rocks into the stream. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Syria in the past.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack clutching a large axe has once in a while been witnessed washing a blood-splattered cloth in Big Rock Falls late at night. In any case, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that is rather not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Syria
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Ghost Sightings From Syria
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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