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These are some lies we made up about Surry.
A space man has now and then been observed waving to cars by the side of a shadowy highway outside Surry.
The ghost of a young-looking woman sporting a blood-covered dress is sometimes noticed looking frightening by Chestnut Bluffs. One of the local residents firmly declares that this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a local who used to live here in Surry.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can sometimes be spotted heaving stones into the current at Blizzards Creek at midnight.
A gargantuan ox has repeatedly been witnessed in Chippokes Plantation State Park at night hauling a cadaver over rocks.
Little Red Riding Hood is regularly witnessed gulping diesel from a pump at a fuel station in Surry.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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