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These are some lies we made up about Strasburg.
An martian traveler from deep space has repeatedly been witnessed next to Borum Spring on a dark night chucking pebbles.
The ghost of a steel-miner is repeatedly noticed dragging a cadaver across the ground in Cedar Creek Wayside after midnight. Several of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost could be a recognized old days inhabitant of Strasburg.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a handy man has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances walking from mobile home to mobile home late in the night on a Strasburg avenue. One thing is for certain, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that is better not upset.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a police force uniform may repeatedly be seen having a seat at a coffee table in a Strasburg home. It has been alleged that this specific ghost is the undead soul of an old Strasburg local resident. Any which way, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into in
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the early morning hours.
A space alien from Pluto may be distinguished frequently gazing at people in a Strasburg mobile home through a window.
A Centrosaurus has sometimes been witnessed by Bakers Run smoking a cigar.
The ghost of an aged man with a long gray beard is every now and then made out flying over Little Fort Valley
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around midnight.
An ET from outer space has been distinguished on numerous instances staring down into the water at Blue Hole at night.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head can from time to time be seen on the pinnacle of Buzzard Rock around midnight glancing at the panorama. According to what the people who live here say, this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Strasburg many years ago.
A knight's armor from the middle ages lacking a human inside was distinguished exploring Duncan Gap in detail in the early morning hours. There are numerous descriptions involving this spirit in the area.
A gigantic ibex showed up trying to flag down cars beside a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Strasburg.
A massive koodoo was noticed posting a box at a Strasburg post office.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag strapped around her head was distinguished by Lake John Dam before dawn gazing at the water. Other folks in close proximity have had similar incidents
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involving a similar ghost. A lot of residents declare this ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who have the nerve to interrupt the quiet in Strasburg.
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Ghost Sightings From Strasburg
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Ghost Sightings From Strasburg
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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