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These are some lies we made up about Sterling.
A big bloodcurdling ogre has often been distinguished up on Negro Hill shuffling orbs around.
A lady with her left arm and right leg removed is repeatedly distinguished in a mirror in a Sterling home; the ghost was only observable in the mirror. It has been asserted that this particular ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Sterling resident.
A space alien from planet Neptune has been witnessed on numerous instances gazing at the water by Dulles Airport Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from the cosmos may regularly be witnessed throwing pieces of wood into Alder Lake on a dark night.
A very large tiger can be seen often seeking a bag underneath a parked Jeep in a Sterling parking lot late at night.
Napoleon Bonaparte has from time to time been made out carving a crack down by the water at Blockhouse Point.
An alien is every now and then made out tossing pebbles into the stream at Cabin Branch late at night.
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ghost of a guy holding a bloody axe has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances in a Sterling area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
A massive waterbuck can once in a while be spotted in Blockhouse Point Park around midnight consuming a steak.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object was noticed
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seated at the kitchen counter in a Sterling home smoking a pipe.
An martian explorer from another solar system became visible studying The Glade in detail at midnight.
A massive ox was distinguished staggering through a residence in Sterling.
Snow White came into view howling in Appalachian National Scenic Trail right by the ranger station.
The ghost of a civil war soldier was seen staring outside the entrance to Chapel Point State Park. The observer ran away when he saw the ghost. In any case, it indisputably is a scary ghost that any sound person would not want to encounter.
The ghost of a guy with satanic symbols cut into his cheek was distinguished traveling on a llama down a road outside Sterling. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other nearby.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has often been seen walking through a flat in the neighborhood of Sterling.
The ghost of an engine driver is regularly perceived strolling through a Sterling area churchyard. Regardless of what people
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say, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Sterling
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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