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These are some lies we made up about Staunton.
An alien tourist from another solar system is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions floating by on Asylum Creek around midnight.
A space man from another world can frequently be noticed at a public phone in Staunton talking on the phone.
An extremely large civet may be noticed repeatedly howling by a wild road near Staunton late in the night.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship has from time to time been perceived spending time in a vacant dwelling in Staunton.
A Velociraptor is every so often made out trying to exclaim something in a wooden boat on Massie Pond.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions in Thackers Hollow on a dark night flashing a flash light.
An ET from Jupiter was made out by Trinity Point scaring people.
A shining human character appeared repositioning orbs around in Augusta County Recreation Center after midnight. There have
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been numerous stories with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood.
A space invader from deep space was spotted up on Bald Rock appearing scary.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO showed up standing by a desolate road in close proximity to Staunton.
An alien from the Moon was observed being carried by a low rider on a
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shady highway near Staunton.
The ghost of a pregnant female has regularly been made out in a trailer in Staunton. Locals here allege that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring people who are fearless enough to upset the silence in Staunton.
A space invader from the cosmos is often observed in a Staunton flat.
A space man has been seen on numerous instances in Shenandoah National Park near the ranger station piling stones.
An enormous pig can frequently be spotted becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
The ghost of a young-looking man having on a jacket can be noticed over and over again having a seat on a couch in a mobile home right next door to Staunton. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A decapitated man has once in a while been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing vehicle on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Staunton.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy is known to have been seen on several
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instances in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Staunton
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Ghost Sightings From Staunton
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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