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An enormous lamb was made out in a trailer in Stanardsville.
The ghost of a severely mangled huntsman dragging a dead moose became visible in a Stanardsville building. There have been other stories about this spirit in the area.
A gargantuan elephant was distinguished up on Allen Mountain shifting orbs about.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy appeared appearing in a mirror.
A cyclop was seen turning toward the viewer down by the waterfront at Goose Pond.
A space alien is repeatedly observed at Beaverdam Creek after midnight tossing pieces of wood into the current.
A female lacking a head has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions pulling a cadaver across the dirt in Rapidan Wildlife Management Area on a dark night. Folks here allege that this spirit enjoys scaring foolish folks who have the nerve to disturb the serenity in Stanardsville.
An enormous basilisk may frequently be observed hovering over John
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Lambs Bottom around midnight.
A gentleman lacking a head can be distinguished over and over again in Falls Hollow at midnight burning an object. A woman who lives here alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening people who come looking for ghosts in Stanardsville.
A gargantuan bunny has every so often been spotted down by South River Falls at night swallowing blood from a cup.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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