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A space invader from outer space was noticed at Blackfoot Creek around midnight tossing rocks into the current.
The ghost of a man with half his head not there was seen searching through a closet in the bedroom of a Spout Spring trailer around midnight. This specific ghost has been distinguished often in this area. Residents who have observed this ghost assert this ghost is the struggling soul of a long gone Spout Spring person who lived here. No matter what people say, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been perceived by East Fork Falling River Number Seven Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
The martian captain of a flying saucer is regularly observed reading a tabloid in Holliday Lake State Park near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a young lady having on a blood-splattered wedding gown has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions looking at people in a Spout Spring building through a door crack.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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