|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Somerset.
The Gingerbread Man can often be perceived in the center of Barbour Run looking for something.
A gargantuan doe can be observed frequently on the peak of Cameron Mountain late at night studying the panorama.
The spirit of a civil war warrior is every so often noticed howling in Dix Memorial Pool very late at night. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a man with a word etched into his hand is known to have been perceived on one or two instances at Bartonville Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the view.
Vasco da Gama can occasionally be spotted standing by a wild highway near Somerset.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Somerset
Submit a lie about Somerset, Virginia:
Other untruthful towns near Somerset, Virginia:
Rochelle, Virginia, 3 miles away
Gordonsville, Virginia, 5 miles away
Aroda, Virginia, 6 miles away
Radiant, Virginia, 7 miles away
Pratts, Virginia, 8 miles away
Montpelier Station, Virginia, 8 miles away
Barboursville, Virginia, 9 miles away
Orange, Virginia, 9 miles away
Ruckersville, Virginia, 10 miles away
Madison, Virginia, 11 miles away
Locust Dale, Virginia, 11 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Virginia
|
Ghost Sightings From Somerset
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
MORE JOKES
|
