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These are some lies we made up about Seaford.
Vincent van Gogh can be distinguished very frequently hiding a cadaver by a big boulder in Back Creek Park at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has once in a while been distinguished mid stream in Back Creek burning a bag.
A space alien from another solar system is known to have been spotted on one or two instances by Cabin Creek looking for a shoe.
A giant guanaco can sometimes be distinguished spending time in an empty mansion in Seaford.
A female having a spear in her head is often seen glugging down apple juice at Harwoods Mill Dam on a dark night. No matter what folks verbalize, this is a hostile spirit that is rather not disrupted.
A space man has been spotted on one or two instances smoking a cigar beside the water at Bay Point.
A Velociraptor can regularly be spotted standing by a desolate road in the vicinity of Seaford.
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Ghost Sightings From Seaford
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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